- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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