Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Connor is homosexuaI

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Anti Joke

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