- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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