- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??