What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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