- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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