Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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