Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What is the difference?

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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