Go away still nothing to see

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Gustavo Andrade

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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