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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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