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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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