- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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