- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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