- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What's brown and sticky A stick

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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