- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A blind man walks into a library.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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