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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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