- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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