How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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eh

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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