Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A muslim paints Mohammed

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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