Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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