- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Golf.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

can you pass the soap?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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