- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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