An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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