- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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