- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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