"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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