- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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