Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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