- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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