- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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