- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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