How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What's 9+10? 19

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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