Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your mums a potato

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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