A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Hail Hitler

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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