Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Womens rights

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Anti Joke

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