Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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