What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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My cat just died.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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