- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

roses are black violets are black i am blind

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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