Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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yada yada

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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