josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Denard Robinson

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

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