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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

i saw amango it splootered

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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