- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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