- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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