You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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