- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

roses are red poo is poo

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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