ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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