Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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