- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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