- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call an arab ?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Haha, I get it..

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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