I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Brain fart

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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