why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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