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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm