What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your big dick.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Hello

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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