Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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David Cameron

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