- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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