What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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