- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

roses are red poo is poo

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