- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

roses are black violets are black i am blind

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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