I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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