What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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My cat just died.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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