An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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