dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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