roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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