Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Gustavo Andrade

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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