- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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