- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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