- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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