lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

hola said the chinese man

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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