Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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