alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Cripples are lame.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's brown an sticky Shit

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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