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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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