What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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