why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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