why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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