What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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