Guess what? I like trains.

Tall asians

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is the difference?

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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