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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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