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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Knock knock. Get out!!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock? come in

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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