What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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quantum physics?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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