What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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haha

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A whole 'nother.

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What does? 42

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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