- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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