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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Banana Hamock.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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