Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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what's white and sticky semen

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Albino African Americans

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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