Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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THE GAME

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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