What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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