what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

there once was a black man who played basketball

Racial equality.

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