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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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