- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Pickles

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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