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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Yo Mama just died.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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