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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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