why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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knock knock Goodbye

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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