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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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