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there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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