What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What page are you on The gay page.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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