- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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