- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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