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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why? Because.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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