- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

i hate non minorities!

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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