- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Wanna hear a joke? no

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock knock Fuck off!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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