Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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