- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

belly button

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Women's professional sports

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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