- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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