Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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