- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

u know whats a crime? rape

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

9/11

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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