- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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