- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What is 9+10? 19

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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