Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Hail Hitler

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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