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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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