- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I have a really funny joke.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

12 in general

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Tony Romo

You're so sweet I have diabetes

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