- Anti Joke

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?