What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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