- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

kennah campion... being nice

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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