- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why is the ground wet It rained

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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