- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Knock knock Come in

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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