Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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