What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

DEATH.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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