- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Gus's mom

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