- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Fat? Jesse Z

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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