- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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