Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hey hey apple

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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