what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

TIMMY

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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