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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

womans having rights.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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