So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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