- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

The lion swallowed his pride.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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