What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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i hate non minorities!

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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