- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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