- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

lewis=cardiac

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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