Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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