How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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