What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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alert('The Game')

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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