- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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