Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Anti Joke

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