Women's Rights..

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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