- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A Serbian Film

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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