How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I love pissing people off :P

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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