A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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