Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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