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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Obama lin Baden.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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