Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Dead girls can't say no.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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