- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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