- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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