What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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