- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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