What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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