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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Gus's mom

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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