- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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