Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

WOw you have no life

Where's my baby??

girls basketball

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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