Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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