- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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