- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

this website is a bad joke

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

rent a cops

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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