- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

America

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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