- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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