My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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