- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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