- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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