what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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