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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

I killed someone on minecraft.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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