- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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