why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

12 niqqa 12.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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