- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

boobs!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Lil Wayne

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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