- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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