There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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