A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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