Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

girls basketball

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

rent a cops

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