Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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women's rights

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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