Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Male leadership.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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