Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Kevin and Ramin

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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