Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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