Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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