What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Anti Joke

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