- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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