Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

what this: b a dead one of these: p

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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